wise words of daniel

happy birthday!

2007-01-29T02:22:00.000-08:00

haha this is one day late, but...

HAPPY SEXY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY PAPA! :D
you're officially 18 and can officially drink and drive.
not to forget, watch m18 shows. haha.
may your wishes come true,
may you do well for A's,
and may you have many many chewren :D

you'll always be the father of us all =) love you papa!

with love,
janis

2006-12-20T03:35:00.000-08:00

isnt that our papadan holding someone handbag? omfg it is... haha. papa look damn cool here sia...

well well... our papadan have been doing some out of the world poses for his shrine..
well i miss papa today.. never get to gay him one day my whole body itching. want prove of the papa's 3ply tissue? not convince he have alot of tissue? here's proof...

some nice 3 ply tissue i found in his collection. still got cute cute cartoon one la... next time need tissue must ask papa lol...

Definitions

2006-12-19T08:41:00.000-08:00

Mindmap - is in the mind, so just tell your teacher that you finished your homework in your mind.
$2.90 x 2 - is expensive for 2 starbucks muffins, instead, can buy you 2 meals in the food court.
Alot of money - actually very little money.

It's too late I can't remember what else he said already, but yah.
Oh and recently, his catchphrase is, "why don't watch $5 movie at princess? The biggest theatre is really big!"

cake sai.

2006-12-18T06:47:00.000-08:00

HAHA i just read papadan's REAL blog. hahaha please go read. it's HILARIOUS. i'm serious. i almost spat my water out when i was reading it. made some weird noises trying to control my laughter. hope no one heard. i bet if celine choe read it, she'll be crying on the floor now. hahaha.

anyways, we went out yesterday then sam called her mum to arrange facial for her friends, cos her mum does facial. after she hung up, papa started his crap again. haha..

papa: huh, what's facial for?
sam: err.. to make your face better..? (like duh)
papa: huh, my face not good enough meh?
HAHA then we all started laughing. then sam gave him the -.-" look and stared at him awhile.. then he continued..
papa: eh don't scare me leh.
cos he thought she was like staring at his face to see if he needed facial. haha.

aiyah, actually got something funnier i wanted to blog about but i forgot!! crap. when i remember i'll type it. anyways, we were msging to discuss about the newsletter stuff cos papa doing the format and all. then he msged me this..

papa: oh my tian janis! the macromedia fireworks shit cannot save the design! even tho abit cake sai...wah lao! how??

HAHA. CAKE sai. LOLS lah! all rights. till next time! wheee.

An Advert to Advertise

2006-12-17T08:30:00.000-08:00

The Before and After of it.

& our dearest inspiration just posted a 2nd entry. Go see!
But here's a preview of his first para, a tribute to us (:

"What the mother sia!! My choir kakis create 1 blog dedicated to me (actually is like a shrine to make fun of me) and then so fast come out 7 entries liao. Anyway...the url for the blog is papadan.blogspot.com ...why they give this name ah? Not because I already have chewren...coz they tink I very the holy person...which is quite true coz I got 1 asshole, 2 earhole and 1 mouth hole which make me very holy. Anyway, if you all got too much free time can go visit my shrine to laugh at me."

cock-eyed papa.

2006-12-16T23:39:00.000-08:00

haha. papadan is cock-eyed! during cip break, sam papa andrew and me went to mos to eat. then sam ate some chicken thingy. so she offered like each one of us by putting it in front of our faces. so she offered papa who was sitting opposite her and put it like in front of his face and asked, "you want some?" and papa's eyes were looking at the chicken which got nearer to his eyes and then he was starring at it cock-eyed-ly. hahahaha. it was super funny.

anyways, weird things that papa says when he dota. when he kills his opponent, he types and says "i'm so sexy". HAHA. and when he dies, he types "basketball.." lols.

okays, anyhows, gonna meet papa and a few others later. i'm sure i'll be back blogging more about what he says tonight. hahaha.

-janis

2006-12-16T01:45:00.000-08:00

Hokay, It's SAMFOO's turn.

So yesterday I was casually telling the remains of the G.A. (Me, Daniel, James, Junhoe) who were at KouFu having 'dinner' a joke, which went like this:

There was a man who was trapped on the mountain top, he had to come down but there were no equipments anything of which he could use to come down. But in the end, he managed to. How did he?

Dear: he walked down lah!
Me: No, how to walk down the mountain? So high.
Me: So you all give up?
Sexy: Yes hokay, give up.
Me: The man screamed until his voice turned hoarse (horse) and rode it down.
-Pause-
Dear: No wait, if the man cannot walk down, how can the horse ride him down? I mean you must see the gradient....................

etcetc.

Then at the same table, Sexy (james) was giving a look, then Dear said, "James, you're giving that look again."
Sexy: Oh the Taiwan Singer Look?
Dear: Ya the Taiwan Singer Look my backside.
Sexy: Oh yah the taiwan singer backside look
-Laugh-
-Pause-
Dear: oh no, the taiwan fishmonger look.
-Laugh-
Dear: But haha, i haven't seen one myself before too.
-Laughs harder-
Junhoe: Oh now, sam is laughing too hard.
Daniel: Yah, she caught the CELINE DISEASE.
-Cannot stop laughing already-

& there are more. Next time!

quote of e day- ytd.

2006-12-15T20:55:00.000-08:00

friday 15dec06--
"u offering my tissue? To me?"

background info: earlier on when we were practicing our songs at e void deck, samlee asked dan for his tissue (aka: e TISSUE QUESTION). so he gave her e green sumo wrestler tissue pkt (e pic damn sick one) and later aft we bought our drinks and as we headed back to our cip, suddenly, dan's fish burger e egg yolk/cheese/sth yellow and liquidish spirt onto his hand, and he gave a yell (i think) and we saw it and were like panicking, "who got tissue? eh wait. father u got tissue! can u take ur own tissue? no u cant." then samlee rmbd tt earlier on he gave her tissue, so she took out e tissue and offered to him. tts when he said tt famous quote of e day (see top). and i even took note of e time on my watch. lol.

jus cos i was away from keyboard, father dan called me "LAGGING"!!!!
i refuse to talk to him for e rest of my life.
this is wad happened.
btw. he uses PINK font. seriously, but how gay is that???

dan: u noe ah...
dan: perhaps
dan:u noe hor...
dan: in Prague ah...
me: WAD [wth?]
dan: when I was staying wif marcus and andrew in the same room
dan: marcus let me hear the recording of our dravidian in spore
me: oh tt one [he told us during breakfast]
dan: den during the me me...the octave part
dan: the tenor or basses like went super sharp until like transpose key
dan: den me and marcus were laughing like crazy hor...
dan: so I was tinking...who dat stupid idiot sing until lydat ah
dan: den yesterday,,,,I realized....
dan: IT WAS ME!!!!!!
dan: wat the shit man
me: why was it u
dan: coz I was the 1 singing damn sharp
me: but everyone sang sharp
me: i think
dan: or maybe the rest was juz singing damn flat
dan: I dunno lah
dan: should be me anyway
me: why?
dan: ahya
dan: I dunno how to say lah
me: JUST SAY [oh goodness he's super long-winded!]
dan: wait ah
dan: coz when I stand next to issac
dan: It was much easier to sing
dan: coz he sang correctly
me: then who were u standing next to, during e recording?
dan: should be the basses loh
dan: I tink I made all of them sharp wif me
dan: hmm
dan: u afk?
me: afk?
dan: away from keyboard
dan: it means u lagging
me: i was haha.
me:i hadda do sth
dan: orh
me: i can sign in! woots [to papadan blog]
dan: orh
dan: u posting new entry ah [it took him abt half an hr to finish lagging tt bit of info???]
me: yes. i think i was talking to u tts y it lagged
dan: hmm
dan: wat if its juz u?
dan: my com very fast and so is my brain
dan: i tink
me: i refuse to ans
dan: ok

cool. papadan's true signs of lagging!
wad has this got to do with his comp? seriously.

* izzy~`

haha

2006-12-15T08:23:00.000-08:00

hahasorrythisisgonnabeasupersianpost.cosmyspacebarnotworking.-.-"anyways,papadanwassofunnytoday.whenwewerecrossingtheroad,samandmeweremakingajoke.
bouthowwecouldbeknockeddownbythecartravellingat20km/h(assaidbypapa),thenpapasaid,aiyah,ithinki'llknockthecardown.-.-""""""""orsomewhatalongthoselines.

okay.ithinkyouwillalldieificontinue.soi'llpostmorenextimewhenthespacebarisback.haha.

withlove,
janis!

even wiser words/actions from dearest father =)

2006-12-14T08:01:00.000-08:00

yo izzy's first post here!
hee :D

anw today during choir cip we went out to eat lunch and (guess wad) father went to e toilet. And oh yes, he seriously went into e FEMALE toilet! no kidding. give you some space to hyperventilate for awhile..

ok, tts enough.

din know wad really happened, tho. i shall leave all juicy details to e 2 girls who went there (ie. janis, celine).. i think he said 'hi' back?
yup. he merely said 'hi' back! wth.

anw he took so long i THINK he went to shit ba..
:P

btw papadan laughs like this: "heh heh heh!"
and it has to be only 3 hehs each time he laughs. no im not kidding.
oh ya and when he attempts his "silent laughter", his face literally became abt as crinkled as a prune or sth! it looked like: >o<
cant put a dot in e middle as e nose lah. cos his nose damn big. lols..

i HOPE u all like this template. if not u can rip it lah (x

gotta go. nosebleed.
daniel u got tissue?

woots. hahaha!

2006-12-12T08:30:00.000-08:00

oh freak. this is super funny. i'm like laughing and my mum thinks i'm utterly retarded. anws, celine had suddenly asked me for the username. and i realised i forgot. HAHA. yes. how could i. i was like scrolling up and down. checking around. and this was what celine commented...

celine * les voix says:
wait i scroll up and check
celine * les voix says:
omg we just did a daniel!

HAHAHAHA. we just did a daniel. oh man. i'm getting abs. anyways, more funny facts.

we were doing reflections during choir. then it was all quiet. and the ducks started quacking. then papadan spoke in his normal voice, which can penetrate thru ten walls.. saying...

papadan: eh! my duck rice!!

HAHA. then teachers were also asking us reflection questions.

teachers: so how have you all grown? does anyone want to share?
then the whole room gets quiet. and papa dan speaks again...
papadan: my hair has grown.

HAHAHA. i almost died in that room then.

during another reflections...

teachers: so how do you want to change, do you want to go back to the old you?
papadan: err, but i'm quiet young.

HAHA. then they asked papa another question. and joseph butts in and offers to try to answer that question for papa. and at this point, papa says...

papadan: can i call a friend?

haha who does he think he is, playing who wants to be a millionaire ah? HAHA. it was just hilarious! lols.

all rights. i'll update more when i remember them. HAHA.

with love, janis!

wise words from papa.

2006-12-12T08:14:00.000-08:00

haha this blog is entirely dedicated to our dearest father daniel. haha.
proudly set up by janis cos celine was having problems.

to start things off, i was talking to papa just now. cos we all know about him running away from church camp at night to sneak home to sleep in his comfy bed with his soft toys surrounding him to keep him safe. so i asked him online how was his church camp. and he replied me this...

'We cannot all do great things, but we can do simple things with great love" - Mother Teresa says:
aye
'We cannot all do great things, but we can do simple things with great love" - Mother Teresa says:
how come news abt my escape spread like peanut butter

HAHA. i swear i almost fell off the chair. anyways, to those who don't know, he has a blog! please go check it out. haha. http://the-blackhole-of-life.blogspot.com
caution: please remain seated at all times

haha. let's start with his 3 ply tissue. hang on, i'll just copy this whole chunk from izzy's blog. cos she blogged a whole para about it. haha.

here goes:
due to overwhelming requests for e upcoming section which ur abt to read,i shall then end off with e 2 versions of what i call the TISSUE QUESTIONS.here they are:-
version 1-- in spore: daniel u got tissue?Reply: huh, u ask me if i got tissue? i show u my cor-lag-tion. If i see 3-ply, i sure buy! [it rhymes, cos im a slime!]--> last line created by janis & i :)
version 2-- in prague: daniel u got tissue?reply: huh, u ask me if i got tissue? oh wait i never bring my bag out... but i got handkerchief *attempts to pull some cloth out of his pocket**WAD A MIRACLE, dropped from heaven. when asked why: ah? cos i no need my bag wad. i never bring medicine and thermal flask; my scarf and gloves are in my pocket.
qn 2-- in e past, when we were ignorant abt such tissue questions, on e 6hr bus ride from vienna to prague:janis, upon seeing him sneeze: daniel u need tissue?reply: u ask me if i need tissue? u want to see my collection not? i show u my collection! etc

haha there you go. please refrain from falling off your chair or banging on your keyboard. haha.

anyways, that time after the choir concert, we all proceeded to watch happy feet at plaza sing. so as we sat in the cinema waiting for the commercials to end, the noise started to die down as people could anticipate the movie starting. and out from NO WHERE, papa dan comments REALLY loudly....

papa: wah i didn't pay so much to watch advertisements

so we all laugh and feel embarrassed. then the lights started to dim to show that the movie was gonna start. and papa starts his comical act again by saying...

papa: yes, finally what i paid to watch.

HAHA. and then the commercials continued. LOLS.